Novelty Sports Accessory Apparatus with Coupling Adaptor

ABSTRACT

A novelty sporting accessory ( 100 ) includes a placard ( 101 ) having text ( 103 ) disposed thereon. A coupling device ( 104 ) is coupled to the placard ( 101 ). The coupling device ( 104 ) can be configured to couple to trailer hitch assemblies, windows, rear-view mirrors, antennas, trailer hitch balls, walls, and other devices. A first thin length ( 111 ) and second thin length ( 112 ) of flexible material are coupled to either the placard ( 101 ) or the coupling device ( 104 ). A sporting appurtenance ( 113,114 ) is coupled—distally from the placard ( 101 )—to the lengths of flexible material so as to dangle when the placard ( 101 ) when the placard ( 101 ) is arranged in a vertical orientation.

BACKGROUND

1. Technical Field

This invention relates generally to a novelty accessory, and moreparticularly to a novelty accessory for displaying enthusiasm orinterest in sports.

2. Background Art

People have long used novelty items for entertainment and amusementpurposes. Novelty items can be used to express humor or a particularinterest. Novelty items can also be given as gifts. Novelty items takemany forms, shapes, and sizes. People often value novelty items becausethey are clever, simple, and often invoke a smile.

Additionally, people often adorn their automobiles and homes withpersonalized stylizations. For example, people often adorn theirvehicles with decals. Examples include campaign stickers, decals offavorite musical groups, decals of favorite quotations, and so forth.Similarly, people may hang posters on the wall in their home.

As both flat, sticker-type decals or flat, two-dimensional posters areso common, one can often look like another. As such, messages on decalscan be overlooked, thereby marginalizing their novelty appeal. There isthus a need for a simple novelty item that is less likely to beoverlooked by a viewer.

BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF THE DRAWINGS

The accompanying figures, where like reference numerals refer toidentical or functionally similar elements throughout the separate viewsand which together with the detailed description below are incorporatedin and form part of the specification, serve to further illustratevarious embodiments and to explain various principles and advantages allin accordance with the present invention.

FIG. 1 illustrates a front, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIG. 2 illustrates a side, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIG. 3 illustrates a perspective view of one sports novelty accessory inaccordance with embodiments of the invention coupled to a trailer hitchassembly.

FIG. 4 illustrates a side, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention coupled to atrailer hitch ball.

FIG. 5 illustrates a front, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIG. 6 illustrates a side, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIG. 7 illustrates a top, plan view of one sports novelty accessory inaccordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIG. 8 illustrates a front, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIG. 9 illustrates a side, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIG. 10 illustrates a side, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIG. 11 illustrates a front, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIG. 12 illustrates a side, elevation view of one sports noveltyaccessory in accordance with embodiments of the invention.

FIGS. 13-40 illustrate a variety of sporting appurtenances suitable foruse with embodiments of the invention.

Skilled artisans will appreciate that elements in the figures areillustrated for simplicity and clarity and have not necessarily beendrawn to scale. For example, the dimensions of some of the elements inthe figures may be exaggerated relative to other elements to help toimprove understanding of embodiments of the present invention.

DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE INVENTION

Embodiments of the invention are now described in detail. Referring tothe drawings, like numbers indicate like parts throughout the views. Asused in the description herein and throughout the claims, the followingterms take the meanings explicitly associated herein, unless the contextclearly dictates otherwise: the meaning of “a,” “an,” and “the” includesplural reference, the meaning of “in” includes “in” and “on.” Relationalterms such as first and second, top and bottom, and the like may be usedsolely to distinguish one entity or action from another entity or actionwithout necessarily requiring or implying any actual such relationshipor order between such entities or actions. Also, reference designatorsshown herein in parenthesis indicate components shown in a figure otherthan the one in discussion. For example, talking about a device (10)while discussing figure A would refer to an element, 10, shown in figureother than figure A.

Embodiments of the present invention provide a novelty sportingaccessory with which one's enthusiasm for a particular sport or pastimecan be cleverly displayed in a three-dimensional manner. Someembodiments of the invention are suitable for vehicular display. Othersare suitable for use as keychain devices. Others are suitable for walldisplay in a home.

In one embodiment, the novelty sporting accessory includes a placardthat may be oval or rectangular in shape. Disposed on the placard istext or other graphical indicia. In one embodiment, the text includes afirst word representative of a sport—such as “soccer” or “golf”—and asecond word “nuts.” Beneath the placard dangle sporting appurtenances,such as sporting balls, replica sporting balls, replica helmets, orother replica devices. In one embodiment, the sporting appurtenances arereplica sporting balls dangling so as to suggest male testicularappendages. Thus, one embodiment may include the words “Golf Nuts” onthe placard and a pair of golf balls dangling beneath the placard so asto suggest golf ball testicular appendages.

In one embodiment, the novelty sporting accessory includes a couplingdevice for coupling to a trailer hitch ball or trailer hitch receiver.In such a configuration, the novelty sporting accessory may be displayedat the rear of a vehicle. Such an embodiment may connote the image of asteer or stallion from behind. In another embodiment, the noveltysporting accessory may be coupled to a vehicular window, vehicularantenna, or vehicular rear-view mirror. In another embodiment, thenovelty sporting accessory can be configured as a keychain. In yetanother embodiment, the novelty sporting accessory can be configured tobe mounted on a wall, such as within one's home. The novelty sportingaccessory provides a three-dimensional polite, clever, and amusingrepresentation of one's sporting enthusiasm for others to behold.

Turning now to FIGS. 1-3, illustrated therein is one embodiment of anovelty sporting accessory 100 in accordance with the invention. Thenovelty sporting accessory 100 includes a placard 101 having at leastone major face 102. The placard 101 can be oval, rectangular,triangular, or other shapes. Further, the placard 101 can be configuredto appear as a silhouetted mascot or other emblem relating to a sportingorganization or team. The placard 101 can range from two to twenty-fouror more inches square.

The major face 102, in one embodiment, is a substantially planar surfacemade from a rigid material such as metal or plastic and has text 103 orother graphical indicia disposed thereon. The text 103 or graphicalindicia can be applied to the major face 102 in a variety of ways,including by adhesive, by direct application such as paint or vapordeposition, by etching, or by other suitable means.

A coupling device 204 is attached to the placard 101 and is configuredto detachably couple the novelty sporting accessory 100 to anotherobject. Other objects can include vehicular components, such as atrailer hitch ball or receiver, an antenna, a window, or a rear-viewmirror. Alternatively, the other objects can include keys, walls,overhead fan or light pull-chains, and so forth.

In the illustrative embodiment of FIGS. 1-3, the coupling device 204includes sidewalls and is configured as a hitch insert with one end 205adapted to secure within a trailer hitch receiver 306. In oneembodiment, this end 205 has a locking hole 207 to secure the couplingdevice 204 within the receiver 306 by way of a ⅝ ths inch or ½ inchlocking pin 308. (Note also that the end 205 could be configured withone or more locking tabs that couple in a spring-form fashion to alocking pin hole disposed in a trailer hitch receiver.) For example, thecoupling device 204 can be inserted into the receiver 306, and thelocking pin 308 can then be placed through the locking hole 207 tosecure the coupling device 204 to the hitch receiver 306.

Both the placard 101 and the coupling device 204 can be made from avariety of materials. They can be made of the same material, or fromdifferent materials. As mentioned above, the placard 101 can bemanufactured from plastic or metal. Additionally, it can be manufacturedfrom wood, resins, composite materials, or other suitable materials.Similarly, the coupling device 204 can be made from a variety ofmaterials including plastic or metal. In one exemplary embodimentsuitable for use with the receiver 306, the coupling device 204 ismanufactured from 1¼ ths inch or 2 inch square metal tubing to slidewithin either a standard 1¼ or 2 inch trailer hitch receiver.

While the placard 101 and coupling device 204 can be directly connected,in one embodiment an optional connecting device 209 can be used tocouple these two components together. The optional connecting device 209can be useful, for example, where the placard 101 isinterchangeable—such as where a user may want to switch from “BaseballNuts” to “Football Nuts” depending upon the season. Where this is thecase, the optional connecting device 209 can include coupling devices,such as screw bosses, snaps, clasps, or half of a hook and loopassembly. The placard 101 would then include complimentary couplingmeans.

The optional connecting device 209 can also be used to house electroniccomponents. For instance, in one embodiment the placard 101 istransparent or semi-transparent. In this embodiment the optionalconnecting device 209 can be equipped with an illumination source 210such as a light bulb, light emitting diode, fluorescent tube, or otherlighting device. This illumination source 210 can then be coupled to thevehicular electrical system by way of an optional electrical coupling211. As such, the placard can be 101 can be illuminated in low-lightsituations.

The novelty sporting accessory 100 includes at least a first thin length111 and a second thin length 112 of flexible material coupledproximately with the placard 101. The thin, flexible material can berope, string, bungee cord, stretchable or non-stretchable nylon or othersynthetic material, or other suitable materials. The first thin length111 and second thin length 112 of flexible material may be of aparticular color. For instance, in one embodiment the first thin length111 and second thin length 112 of flexible material each comprise blackrope.

The first thin length 111 and second thin length 112 of flexiblematerial can be coupled to any of the placard 101, the coupling device204, or where used, the optional connecting device 209. Where coupled tothe placard 101, the first thin length 111 and second thin length 112 offlexible material will generally be coupled to the placard 101 oppositethe major face 102. In one embodiment, the first thin length 111 andsecond thin length 112 of flexible material have lengths of between oneand twelve inches.

The first thin length 111 and second thin length 112 of flexiblematerial can be coupled to the novelty sporting accessory 100 in avariety of ways. Suitable coupling systems include knots, hooks, snaps,latches, adhesives, screws, snaps, or other fastening means.Alternatively, the first thin length 111 and second thin length 112 offlexible material can be permanently coupled to the novelty sportingaccessory 100 as well.

In one embodiment, the first thin length 111 and second thin length 112of flexible material are coupled to a common connection point 215 on thenovelty sporting accessory 100. Further, in one embodiment the firstthin length 111 and second thin length 112 of flexible material are thesame, or substantially similar, lengths.

Coupled to the first thin length 111 and second thin length 112 offlexible material are sporting appurtenances 113,114. At least onesporting appurtenance is coupled to each length of material, althoughmultiple sporting appurtenances may be coupled to each length as well.The sporting appurtenances are coupled to the thin lengths of flexiblematerial, in one embodiment, distally from the placard 101 so as todangle from the placard 101 when the placard 101 or major face 102 isoriented in a vertical position.

The sporting appurtenances 113,114 can be either replica sportingappurtenances or genuine sporting appurtenances. For instance, where thesporting appurtenances are tennis balls, these appurtenances are soft,light, and relatively small. Consequently, others may easily view suchappertuances when coupled to a trailer hitch assembly. Additionally,they are not likely to cause any damage to the rear of a vehicle duringsudden stops. Where the sporting appurtenances are footballs however, itmay be more desirable to use replica footballs for vehicularapplications that are both smaller in size and that are made from asofter material than are genuine footballs. As with the optionalconnecting device, the sporting appurtenances 113,114 can be equippedwith lighting devices so as to be illuminated in low-light conditions.

As sporting fans can be interested in a variety of sports, the sportingappurtenances 113,114 can take many forms. By way of example, suitablesports for embodiments of the invention include baseball, basketball,hockey, soccer, football, golf, softball, tennis, racquetball, racketball, billiards, pool, ping-pong, bowling, and cheerleading. Further,motor sports such as NASCAR®, Indy car, and formula one racing aresuitable as well. As such, one of the words in the text 103 may be oneof these sports monikers. It will be clear to those of ordinary skill inthe art having the benefit of this disclosure that this list is notall-inclusive. There are any number of other sports—including rugby,cricket, croquet and so forth—that are suitable for embodiments of theinvention as well.

While the sporting appurtenances 113,114 can be the same, such as thetwo balls shown in FIGS. 1-3, they need not necessarily be as such. Forinstance, where the text 103 reads “tennis nuts”, one sportingappurtenance may be a replica tennis ball while the other is a replicatennis racquet, and so forth.

The sporting appurtenances 113,114 will generally change with the sport.For example, where the text 103 reads “football nuts”, the sportingappurtenances 113,114 can be footballs, replica footballs, helmets, orreplica helmets. Where the text 103 reads “hockey nuts”, the sportingappurtenances 113,114 may be hockey pucks, replica hockey pucks, orreplica hockey sticks, and so forth. Just as the placard 101 can beconfigured to be interchangeable, so too can the thin flexible materialand sporting appurtenances.

Turning now to FIG. 4, illustrated therein is an alternate embodiment ofa novelty sporting accessory 400 in accordance with the invention. Inthe embodiment of FIG. 4, the coupling device 404 comprises a receiverconfigured for detachably coupling to a ball 420 of a trailer hitch 406.Such a configuration can be achieved by adding an aperture to one of thesidewalls of the coupling device 404. A gasket 421 may be used toprovide friction so as to keep the novelty sporting accessory 400securely fastened to the ball 421. Alternatively, other connecting meanscan be used to fasten the novelty sporting accessory 400 to the ball421, such as a conventional trailer ball clasp or a receptacle whichseats on the ball 421 of the trailer hitch 406. The receptacle can beconfigured as a receiver with a plurality of spring-form fingers thatallow the sides of the receptacle to expand and contract so that theball 421 can be inserted and maintained in frictional engagement withthe coupling device 404. The receptacle can be formed from springy metalor plastic, and may be assisted by use of a metal band encircling thereceptacle.

Turning now to FIGS. 5 and 6, illustrated therein are a front, elevationview and side, elevation view, respectively, of an alternative noveltysporting accessory 500 in accordance with the invention. In FIGS. 5 and6, the coupling device 504 is configured as a spring clasp 622 that isconfigured to detachably or removably slip over an edge 624 of a window523. The spring clasp 622 is further configured to mechanically retainthe window 523 therein. The spring clasp 622 may be formed from thin,springy metal material, plastic, or another suitable material.Frictional materials may be added to the spring clasp 622 to assist withretention of the pane of automotive window glass within the spring clasp622. In one embodiment, the spring clasp 622 is configured in anaccordion folded configuration.

Turning now to FIG. 7, illustrated therein is another novelty sportingaccessory 700 in accordance with the invention. In FIG. 7, the noveltysporting accessory 700 is configured as a keychain. The coupling device704 includes a linkage 731 and a key ring 730. Note that in theembodiment of FIG. 7, the first thin length 711 and second thin length712 of thin, flexible material are coupled to the end of the placard 701by a second linkage 732. As such, the sporting appurtenances 713,714 areconfigured to dangle when the placard 701 is oriented in the verticalposition. The placard 701 of FIG. 7 can be made from a variety ofmaterials, including plastics and flexible rubber materials.

Turning now to FIGS. 8 and 9, illustrated therein is a front, elevationview and a side, elevation view, respectively, of another embodiment ofa novelty sporting accessory 800 in accordance with the invention. InFIGS. 8 and 9, the novelty sporting accessory is configured as an“antenna topper” with the connecting device 904 comprising a receiver931 configured for detachably coupling to a vehicular antenna 832. Insuch a configuration, the sporting appurtenances 812,814 will generallybe replica sporting appurtenances so as to minimize weight, therebyadding to the retention capabilities of the receiver 931. The connectingdevice 904 in this configuration may be manufactured from Styrofoam,styrene, or other lightweight materials.

Turning to FIGS. 10 and 11, illustrated therein is another embodiment ofa novelty sporting accessory 1000 in accordance with the invention. Inthese figures, the novelty sporting accessory 1000 is configured so asto couple to a vehicular rear-view mirror 1040. In particular, thecoupling device 1104 is configured as a spring clasp configured todetachably coupled to the automotive rear-view mirror 1040. The springclasp can be manufactured from plastic, metal, or other suitablematerials.

Turning now to FIG. 12, illustrated therein is an alternate embodimentof a novelty sporting accessory 1200 in accordance with the invention.The novelty sporting accessory 1200 of FIG. 12 is configured to be adecorative sporting accessory suitable for hanging on the wall of a homeor office. As a wall can hold more weight and is generally bigger thanany of the vehicular embodiments, the novelty sporting accessory 1200can be of much larger size. For example, the placard 1201 can be greaterthirty, forty, or more square inches. Further, a wide variety ofmaterials can be used to manufacture the placard 1201, including wood,rare woods, precious metals, and so forth.

Another feature of the novelty sporting accessory 1200 of FIG. 12 isthat rather than using replica sporting appurtenances, actual sportingappurtenances can be used. Since a wall can be configured to support agreat deal of weight, the sporting appurtenances may comprise actualhelmets, bats, clubs, rackets, or balls. Of course, replica sportingappurtenances can also be used with this particular embodiment.

As with the automotive embodiments, the novelty sporting accessory 1200of FIG. 12 includes a placard 1201 having a major face 1202 with textdisposed thereon. The coupling device 1204 is configured as a mountingbracket, suitable for mounting to a wall, that is coupled to the placard1201. At least two thin, flexible lengths of material 1211,1212 arecoupled to either the placard 1201 or the mounting device. In oneembodiment, the two thin, flexible lengths of material 1211,1212 arecoupled at a single coupling point 1215. Two sporting appurtenances1213,1214 are coupled to the two thin, flexible lengths of material1211,1212 so as to dangle from the placard 1201 when the placard ismounted on a wall and arranged in a vertical orientation.

As noted above, these sporting appurtenances 1213,1214 can be actualballs or other objects since the embodiment of FIG. 12 can be large insize. In one embodiment, the sporting appurtenances 1213,1214 compriseat least two sports balls, with at least one of the sports balls coupledto each of the two thin, flexible lengths of material opposite thecoupling point 1215. Exemplary balls include golf balls, tennis balls,basketballs, softballs, or racquet balls.

Turning now to FIGS. 13-40, illustrated therein are various sportingappurtenances that may be employed with embodiments of the invention.The appurtenances of FIGS. 13-45 are illustrative only, and are notintended to be all-inclusive. It will be clear to those of ordinaryskill in the art having the benefit of this disclosure that a variety ofsporting appurtenances not shown will also be more than suitable withembodiments of the invention.

Turning now to FIG. 13, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 1313. The sporting appurtenance 1313 shown is that of agolf ball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where the text(103) on the placard (101) reads “Golf Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 14, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 1413. The sporting appurtenance 1413 shown is that of abaseball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where the text(103) on the placard (101) reads “Baseball Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 15, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 1513. The sporting appurtenance 1513 shown is that of atennis ball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Tennis Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 16, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 1613. The sporting appurtenance 1613 shown is that of abasketball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Basketball Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 17, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 1713. The sporting appurtenance 1713 shown is that of afootball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where the text(103) on the placard (101) reads “Football Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 18, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 1813. The sporting appurtenance 1813 shown is that of aracquetball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Racquetball Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 19, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 1913. The sporting appurtenance 1913 shown is that of asquash ball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Squash Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 20, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2013. The sporting appurtenance 2013 shown is that of avolleyball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Volleyball Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 21, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2113. The sporting appurtenance 2113 shown is that of aping-pong ball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Ping-Pong Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 22, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2213. The sporting appurtenance 2213 shown is that of asoccer ball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Soccer Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 23, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2313. The sporting appurtenance 2313 shown is that of aball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where the text(103) on the placard (101) reads “Pool Nuts” or perhaps “Billiard Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 24, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2413. The sporting appurtenance 2413 shown is that of asoftball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where the text(103) on the placard (101) reads “Softball Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 25, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2513. The sporting appurtenance 2513 shown is that of abowling ball. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Bowling Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 26, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2613. The sporting appurtenance 2613 shown is that of ahelmet. The helmet can be associated with any of a variety of sports. InFIG. 26, the helmet is a baseball helmet. Such an appurtenance can beused, for example, where the text (103) on the placard (101) reads“Baseball Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 27, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2713. The sporting appurtenance 2713 shown is that of afootball helmet. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, wherethe text (103) on the placard (101) reads “Football Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 28, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2813. The sporting appurtenance 2813 shown is that of ahockey helmet. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Hockey Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 29, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 2913. The sporting appurtenance 2913 shown is that of aracing helmet. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Racing Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 30, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3013. The sporting appurtenance 3013 shown is that of ahockey puck. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Hockey Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 31, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3113. The sporting appurtenance 3113 shown is that of abaseball bat. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Baseball Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 32, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3213. The sporting appurtenance 3213 shown is that of agolf club. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where the text(103) on the placard (101) reads “Golf Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 33, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3313. The sporting appurtenance 3313 shown is that of ahockey stick. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Hockey Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 34, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3413. The sporting appurtenance 3413 shown is that of atennis racquet. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Tennis Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 35, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3513. The sporting appurtenance 3513 shown is that of aracquetball racquet. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example,where the text (103) on the placard (101) reads “Racquetball Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 36, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3613. The sporting appurtenance 3613 shown is that of apool cue. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where the text(103) on the placard (101) reads “Pool Nuts” or perhaps “Billiard Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 37, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3713. The sporting appurtenance 3713 shown is that of aping-pong paddle. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, wherethe text (103) on the placard (101) reads “Ping-pong Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 38, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3813. The sporting appurtenance 3813 shown is that of acheerleading pom-pom. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example,where the text (103) on the placard (101) reads “Cheerleading Nuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 39, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 3913. The sporting appurtenance 3913 shown is that of amegaphone. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where the text(103) on the placard (101) reads “Cheerleading Nuts” or perhaps “SingingNuts.”

Turning now to FIG. 40, illustrated therein is one exemplary sportingappurtenance 4013. The sporting appurtenance 4013 shown is that of areplica car. Such an appurtenance can be used, for example, where thetext (103) on the placard (101) reads “Racing Nuts.”

In the foregoing specification, specific embodiments of the presentinvention have been described. However, one of ordinary skill in the artappreciates that various modifications and changes can be made withoutdeparting from the scope of the present invention as set forth in theclaims below. Thus, while preferred embodiments of the invention havebeen illustrated and described, it is clear that the invention is not solimited. Numerous modifications, changes, variations, substitutions, andequivalents will occur to those skilled in the art without departingfrom the spirit and scope of the present invention as defined by thefollowing claims. Accordingly, the specification and figures are to beregarded in an illustrative rather than a restrictive sense, and allsuch modifications are intended to be included within the scope ofpresent invention. The benefits, advantages, solutions to problems, andany element(s) that may cause any benefit, advantage, or solution tooccur or become more pronounced are not to be construed as a critical,required, or essential features or elements of any or all the claims.

1. A novelty sports accessory, comprising: a placard having at least onemajor face with text disposed thereon; a coupling device attached to theplacard, the coupling device being configured to detachably couple thenovelty sports accessory to another object; at least a first thin lengthand a second thin length of flexible material coupled proximately withthe placard; and at least a first replica sporting appurtenance coupledto the first thin length of flexible material distally from the placard,and a second replica sporting appurtenance coupled to the second thinlength of flexible material distally from the placard.
 2. The noveltysports accessory of claim 1, wherein the first replica sportingappurtenance and the second replica sporting appurtenance are configuredto dangle from the placard when the placard is oriented such that the atleast one major face is substantially vertical.
 3. The novelty sportsaccessory of claim 1, wherein the first thin length and the second thinlength of flexible material are coupled to a common connection point onthe novelty sports accessory.
 4. The novelty sports accessory of claim3, wherein the first thin length and the second thin length of flexiblematerial have substantially similar lengths.
 5. The novelty sportsaccessory of claim 4, wherein each of the first thin length and thesecond thin length of flexible material comprise one of rope or string.6. The novelty sports accessory of claim 1, wherein the text comprisesat least one word, wherein the at least one word comprises nuts.
 7. Thenovelty sports accessory of claim 6, wherein the text further comprisesa word selected from the group consisting of baseball, hockey,basketball, soccer, football, golf, softball, tennis, racquetball,racketball, NASCAR, billiard, pool, ping pong, bowling, andcheerleading.
 8. (canceled)
 9. The novelty sports accessory of claim 1,wherein the coupling device comprises a vehicular hitch insertconfigured for removable insertion into a trailer hitch receiver. 10.The novelty sports accessory of claim 9, wherein the vehicular hitchinsert comprises sidewalls and one of a pin receiving hole or aplurality of locking tabs attached to the sidewalls.
 11. The noveltysports accessory of claim 10, wherein the vehicular hitch insert ismanufactured from one of metal, plastic, or composite material. 12.(canceled)
 13. (canceled)
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 18. The novelty sports accessory of claim 1, wherein atleast the first replica sporting appurtenance comprises a replica sportsball.
 19. The novelty sports accessory of claim 18, wherein the replicasports ball comprises one of a baseball, a football, a basketball, agolf ball, a tennis ball, a racquet ball, a squash ball, a volleyball, aping pong ball, a soccer ball, a billiard ball, a softball, or a bowlingball.
 20. The novelty sports accessory of claim 1, wherein at least thefirst replica sporting appurtenance comprises a replica helmet.
 21. Thenovelty sports accessory of claim 20, wherein the replica helmetcomprises one of a football helmet, a baseball helmet, a hockey helmet,or a racing helmet.
 22. The novelty sports accessory of claim 1, whereinat least the first replica sporting appurtenance comprises one of ahockey puck, baseball bat, a golf club, a hockey stick, a tennisracquet, a racquetball racquet, a pool cue, or a ping pong paddle. 23.The novelty sports accessory of claim 1, wherein at least the firstreplica sporting appurtenance comprises one of a cheerleading megaphoneor a pom-pom.
 24. (canceled)
 25. A decorative sports accessory,comprising; a placard having a major face with text disposed thereon; amounting device coupled to the placard; at least two thin, flexiblelengths of material coupled to one of the placard or the mounting deviceat a coupling point; and at least two sports balls, with at least one ofthe at least two sports balls coupled to each of the at least two thin,flexible lengths of material opposite the coupling point; wherein the atleast two sports balls dangle from the placard when the placard isarranged in a substantially vertical orientation.
 26. The decorativesports accessory of claim 25, wherein the at least two sports ballscomprise at least one of a golf ball, a tennis ball, a baseball, asoftball, or a racquetball.
 27. (canceled)
 28. The decorative sportsaccessory of claim 25, wherein the at least to sports balls comprise atleast one of a golf ball or a tennis ball, further wherein the mountingdevice comprises one of a wall mount bracket or a vehicular hitchinsert.